Issue 297
May 22 - May 28, 2006
Volume 6
page 3
 

Jest for Fun
By Larry Mak

Two close friends were attending a civic charity affair in Las Vegas. "I just bought a kiss from a beautiful blonde. And I hate to say it, but she kisses better than my wife."

His friend said that he was going to try it. When he came back the first man asked, "How was it?"

"Swell," said the second man, "but no better than your wife."

* * * * *

Two men are talking in a casino: "My wife has been playing slots steady for three days straight. She hardly ever stops to eat or drink."

The second man says, "That sure must take a lot out of her."

"Yes," says the first man. "It takes a lot out of our bank account too!"

* * * * *

On leaving a casino, a high roller shook the hand of his slot host and said, "I've had a wonderful time. But not here," he said sourly.

* * * * *

A woman who had lost her index finger in a bus accident consulted a lawyer.

Woman: I want to sue the bus company for $20,000."

Lawyer: "Why do you think your finger is worth $20,000.

Woman: "Because it's the finger I use to hit the SPIN REELS button on the slot machines."


About the Author

Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by the Author

Secrets of Modern Slot Playing
An informative and fun-filled how-to book for slot machine players everywhere. Its 104 pages reveal up-to-date slot-playing secrets passed along by casino insiders, computer programmers, mathematicians, and slot-wise players nationwide -- plus the author's 30 years' experience in the slot trenches. The author states that today's one- armed bandits are computers in slot's clothing. He then describes, with a touch of humor, how they work, how to find the loosest slots, and how to play them.


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