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What's
most vital to know before entering the casino? How to tell which
slots or tables are getting hot? Secret combinations of bets that
overcome house advantage? Decisions that maximize expectation in
games like blackjack, video poker, or Let It Ride? Where the cash
advance machines are located? Ways to manage money to accentuate
the positive, eliminate the negative, and get "comps" worth more
than your action warrants? None of the above.
What's most
vital to know is whether you want a small chance at a big win, a
high likelihood of a moderate profit, or something in between? The
rest follows. Particular amounts and probabilities, machines or
tables to play, and specific bets and strategies. Of course, "the
rest" gets rather involved -- making gambling a far more enigmatic
enterprise than most enthusiasts envisage.
Here's an example.
Say you've set aside $500 as casino mad money. You'll gamble with
it, knowing you won't stop unless it grows to at least $50,000 or
you go down trying. Perhaps you figure you can always scrape up
$500 -- the wad in your sock drawer proves it. But you realize you'll
never amass $50,000 except by getting lucky in a casino, lottery,
or tobacco settlement -- life just ain't long enough. And $50,000
would do nicely to pay off the mortgage, send your kid to college
without falling into hock, or get your mother-in-law off your case.
So, forget the la-dee-da about going to the casino for the entertainment
or the fine art. This is why you're going. This, and the all-you-can-eat
buffet.
Converting $500
to $50,000 is formidable but not futile. However, not every gambling
option can get you there.
First, no matter
what or how you play, the odds against your success will always
exceed the ratio of your win goal to your stake. A $50,000 boon
on a $500 bankroll is a 100-to-1 return. So you're fighting odds
steeper than 100-to-1. If you're unwilling to accept this handicap,
shoot for less or start with more. But, decide in advance. It's
OK to change horses in mid-session by tolerating less win, a mistake
to do so by risking greater loss.
Second, recognize
time constraints. Within the span of a single casino visit, only
certain classes of bets can boost you from $500 to $50,000. You
can find slots or progressive table games paying $50,000 mother
lodes on small bets. Less generous jackpots won't do unless your
once-in-a-lifetime score happens twice in a row. Higher payoffs
are alluring, but correspondingly tougher to win. Alternately, you
can bet on longshots such as 35-to-1 spots at roulette, but
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Alan Krigman is a weekly syndicated
newspaper gaming columnist and Editor & Publisher of Winning Ways,
a monthly newsletter for casino aficionados.
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you've got to
parlay winnings after every hit. Moreover, the maximum bet the casino
will book must be enough to pay $50,000. At 35-to-1, that's about
$1,500.
In principle,
you can also play blackjack, baccarat, or other games with shorter
odds, parlaying or sharply progressing your bets; however, the casino
may not let you press high enough in these games to fulfill your
ambitions, even with a fantastic run of luck. Further, you must
be willing to take $20,000 or $25,000 you already won and bet it
on the next round -- something few solid citizens with $500 sock
drawers have the chutzpah to do.
Conversely,
suppose your aim is to play with a healthy bankroll and look for
a nominal payoff. Make believe, for instance, you're willing to
stake $5,000 shooting for a $200 gain. Now, the odds are comfortably
on your side; you're favored almost 5,000-to-200 or 25-to-1. Here,
the most promising approach is to focus on games with small inherent
swings and low house edge. You can risk a total of $50 to $100 per
round on propositions paying modest premiums over 1-to-1, such as
pass and come with odds at craps, or $100 to $150 per round in even-money
games like blackjack. Bet uniformly in each round, or use a moderate
regression -- raising after losses and pulling back when you win.
A short run of luck will put you over the top. A long dry spell
won't kill you.
Define your
aspirations in terms of the associated trade-offs. Then investigate
appropriate ways to meet them. Remembering, to be sure, the riddle
of the renowned rhymer, Sumner A Ingmark:
Unless
you know the object of your drive,
How will you know you're there when you arrive?
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