Issue 344
April 16 - April 22, 2007
Volume 7
page 3

Jest for fun
By Larry Mak

Two close friends were attending a civic club charity affair in Las Vegas.

"I just bought a kiss from a beautiful blonde. And I hate to say it, but she kisses better than my wife." His friend said that he was going to try it.

When he came back, the first man asked, "How was it?"

"Swell," said the second. "But no better than your wife."

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To wager is human. To win divine.

* * * * *

There are many systems around for playing the slots. Each of them is worse than the other.

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A tourist was caught in a heavy rain in a rather rundown neighborhood of Atlantic City. He quickly ducked into a cheap, seedy cafe to get out of the rain. He was shocked and surprised to see an old friend of his working there as a waiter.

"Bill," he said. "Do you work in this dump!"

"Yeah," his friend said. "But I don't eat here."

About the Author

Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by the Author

Secrets of Modern Slot Playing
An informative and fun-filled how-to book for slot machine players everywhere. Its 104 pages reveal up-to-date slot-playing secrets passed along by casino insiders, computer programmers, mathematicians, and slot-wise players nationwide -- plus the author's 30 years' experience in the slot trenches. The author states that today's one- armed bandits are computers in slot's clothing. He then describes, with a touch of humor, how they work, how to find the loosest slots, and how to play them.


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