Two close friends
were attending a civic club charity affair in Las Vegas.
"I just bought a kiss
from a beautiful blonde. And I hate to say it, but she kisses better than
my wife." His friend said that he was going to try it.
When he came back, the first
man asked, "How was it?"
"Swell," said the
second. "But no better than your wife."
* * * * *
To wager is human. To win divine.
* * * * *
There are many systems around
for playing the slots. Each of them is worse than the other.
* * * * *
A tourist was caught in a heavy
rain in a rather rundown neighborhood of Atlantic City. He quickly ducked
into a cheap, seedy cafe to get out of the rain. He was shocked and surprised
to see an old friend of his working there as a waiter.
"Bill," he said.
"Do you work in this dump!"
"Yeah," his friend
said. "But I don't eat here."
